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WELCOME TO THE DV8R ZONE... THE NEXT LINK IN AN IMPROBABLE JOURNEY... Whilst you wait for our fab graphics to load, pray to the great satan Wilhelm Gates thee IIIrd that our URLs are locked and loaded, our server steady as she blows and yer attention span is suitably equipped for the journey...NOW AWAY WE GO!!!!
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HEY, YOU MUST BE LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING CHUMP...OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
IF YA WANT SOMETHING ELSE OUTTA LIFE , LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THESE COLLECTED DV8R PAGES... AS WE HAVE ASSEMBLED PLENTY OF PRODUCTIVE & NON-PRODUCTIVE WAYS TO SPEND ETERNITY (OR AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR).

ALTHOUGH I'VE ADDED A GARAGE SALE OF COLLECTABLE CD's AND RECORDS OUR MAIN FOCUS ( we use that term loosely by the way) IS PROVIDING LINKS TO OTHER SITES WE'VE DREDGED UP ON OUR OWN HELL RIDES ACROSS THE WEB, WHO KNOWS SOME MAY EVEN TURN OUT (gawd forbid) INFORMATIVE. IF YA LIKE WHAT YA FIND DON'T GET LOST... BOOKMARK THE DV8R ZONE, KEEP COMING BACK AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH FOR NEW STUFF...

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YO! ya no good lurker,i know you didn't fill out the damn book, but i betcha you wanna see what some other chumps said!

THIS IS MY FIRST ATTEMPT @ HTML OVERLOAD & HOPEFULLY WITHIN A FEW MORE MONTHS I CAN BUILD SOMETHING AS DYNAMIC AS IT IS UGLY...IN FACT YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

SO FAR I"VE USED A LOTTA FREE SERVICES TO GET TO THIS POINT AND I THANK 'EM & LINK 'EM ALL ON MY D>I>Y SERVICES CREDITS PAGE...KEEP ON CLICKIN'! IT's CHOCK FULL OF COOL SITES THAT'LL HELP GET YOU UP AND RUNNING YERSELF RAGGED!

PLUS YOU CAN VISIT OTHER PAGES I ARRANGED WITH MORE LINKS ON 'EM, SUCH AS THIS ONE.

NOW IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE LEVEL OF SERVICE WE'RE OFFERING HERE ON THIS PAGE... GET LOST, HERE'S SOME MISC. LINKS
MY " DV8R's MUSIC LINKS FOR GINKS"
THIS PAGE HIGHLIGHTS SOME SPECIFIC SITES DEDICATED TO RAWK-N-ROLL CULTURE. IF YOU FEEL LIKE GOING BEYOND THE RANDOM SITES SUGGESTED, YOU CAN ALSO SEARCH DV8R's OWN VERSION OF THE POLLSTAR CONCERT TOUR DATABASE, ( VERY COMPREHENSIVE IN SCOPE!).
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hey if ya would like to read about a doomed punk band and their tedious idle time on the road across america, scroll down a bit and click over to the SHOTWELL page and Pete's Shotwell hell tour page. ...

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Pete's   Shotwell   Hell   Tour   File   !

THIS TOUR DIARY SECTION HAS MOVED TO THE

SHOTWELL SITE !!

CLICK ON THE RUN DOWN 'OL RV TO GET THERE CHUMP...

Every goldurn thing you ever wanted to know about the band SHOTWELL... believe it or not !! they have records !! some for sale even!! 7"ers 10"ers VHS VIDEOS!! T-SHIRTS... hell, even a CD !! they sometimes even play SHOWS!! YO PUNKER!! You owe it to yer bad self !! Check It OUT!! before they break up...again...

pssst, ya wanna buy a run down RV? 85,000 miles, 3 grand or best offer?

hey you! you eyeball straining idiot...this page is now done...get a move on ... NO LOITERING!

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