D V 8 R spotted raking hits !
San Francisco, Ca- Over two thousand visitors
have scoured the DV8R Zone since it's primitive
inception during the fall of 1997. Many were
baffled, and few left official statements in the
guestbook. Apparently, the visitors were startled
to learn the facts they did, many complementing
the host on his timely, tasty and provocative
content. The average visit lasted 10 minutes,
many occurred over 30 minutes or more. Most left
without saying hello, or goodbye...but did take
advantage of the copius links
While it is true that the links intercept and
distract the visitors, including many who've
disappeared within seconds of arriving, The DV8R
is pleased. Plans are underway to expand upon
this service and provide an even better launch
pad. Rumors include adding even more links in a
searchable database, with dare we say "portal
like features", but when pressed for
specifics, DV8R declined to comment.
Dr. Eagle Sperm Cannon, a self described expert
on everything from New Jersey dismissed the
content of Da DV8R Zone (DDZ), and said,"
The lame commercial crap in these pages suggest
that the DV8R is powered by non-cyclic popular
culture barometers and not his freakin' brain."
Next thing you know there will be Grateful dead
shit in there".
The esteemed and frustrated Dr.Sperm Cannon was
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