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the SUMMER 98 update includes:
Aged Rockers Gary Glitter and Waddy Wachtel in child porn fiascos...

New Order, Bauhaus, B-52's and others all return to reap retro 80's fever

Yates struggles with the death of Michael Hutchence



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  • IT IS A SAD DAY FOR GLAM ROCK:

    Glam rock legend GARY GLITTER (real name PAUL GADD) was officially charged on Monday March 30th 1998 with 50 offenses relating to child pornography. Glitter, 53 was charged by British Police with taking indecent pseudo-photographs of children under the age of 16. And now he faces 50 alternative charges of possession of indecent photographs of children under the age of 16. Somerset and Avon police have revealed that Glitter has been released on bail to appear at North Avon magistrates court on May 18th. The charges came after nearly six hours of questioning at Staple Hill police station on the outskirts of Bristol. Glitter flew back to Britain from Cuba this past weekend, where he has been hiding out since the New Year, with his 25-year-old girlfriend YUDENIA SOS MARTINEZ. Glitter was first questioned in November after staff at a computer store alerted police about material allegedly stored in a computer Glitter had brought in for repair. The rocker has consistently denied the allegations, but now it seems like he will have to tell it to the judge.

  • U2 HEAD TO THE BANK NOW THAT POPMART IS OVER: U2 ended their POPMART tour $160 million better off. The four rockers played to an estimated 4.5 million fans in 30 countries since their tour started in Las Vegas a year ago last April. The travelling extravaganza compares favorably with the group's ZOOROOPA tour five years ago, when U2 earned only $3.2 million after 18 months on the road. To avoid similar paltry rewards, manager PAUL McGUINNESS pre-sold PopMart's promotion rights to a top Canadian promoter in order to cover some of their costs. He and the rest of U2 are now netting half of the tour gross of $320 million.

Overall the big time concert biz reported some phat figures for 1997 , U2 taking the top spot...



  • SONIC YOUTH have been confirmed to play this year's Glastonbury Festival, which takes place over June 26, 27 and 28. The band is out and about promoting their new album " A Thousand Leaves" and recently jacked a reported $25,000 for appearing at the SXSW in Austin .

  • Other bands confirmed for Britain's huge outdoor festival include Blur, Spiritualized, Underworld, Ben Folds Five, Tori Amos, Embrace, Idlewild and Bob Dylan.


  • SIMPLE MINDS, SINEAD O'CONNOR and SHANE MacGOWAN AND THE POPES lead the artists confirmed to appear at the ninth annual Fleadh festival, which this year has been renamed the Guinness Fleadh under the sponsorship of the brewing giant.

  • The day-long celebration of Irish and Celtic music and culture takes place at London's Finsbury Park on Saturday, June 6. UK Promoters The Mean Fiddler Organisation and sponsors Guinness plan to take the Fleadh to a global audience this year with shows in three US cities - New York (June 13-14), Chicago (20) and an as-yet unspecified venue in the San Francisco area (27). The New York event is expected to have a total of 60 acts on different stages over the two days.
  • MacGowan's manager has said he's working on a book of short stories of reminiscent "of Charles Bukowski".


  • NEW ORDER PLAN A FULL COMEBACK:
    Electronica pioneers NEW ORDER are planning a full-scale comeback after deciding they still like each other enought to get their retro-80's fever comeback money. The group had already planned to perform at the PHOENIX FESTIVAL in July, but it was due to be a one-off, with members PETER HOOK and BERNARD SUMNER returning to their new bands MONACO and ELECTRONIC straight afterwards. But after a six year break from playing live together, the Manchester quartet have decided to regroup to work on an album after their festival reunion. Frontman Sumner says, "During that break, there was the thought in our minds that we were never gonna get back together or see each other again. That's different from saying, 'Let's just take a holiday.'" But after New Order manager ROB GRETTON contacted the group about the Phoenix gig, they all agreed to meet up - and to their surprise got along fine. Sumner adds, "We decided to have a meeting and if anyone had any grudges to bear, to iron them out."

  • The Detroit Board of Education passed a resolution calling on WDIV-TV, Detroit, to move USA Networks Studios' "The Jerry Springer Show," from the 4 p.m. time slot, when school kids can be exposed to its "highly sexual, violent and scandalous material." The show is the first or second most watched show by teenagers in many markets.

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CONCERT PROMOTERS SINK TO NEW LOWS

The success of the virtual stage show "Elvis -- The Concert" has led promoters to consider organizing similar concerts for other deceased stars. Stig Edgren, tour producer of "Elvis," told Amusement Business that promoters have contacted him about resurrecting Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix; Edgren added that he also would think about recreating virtual shows with the Grateful Dead, with living band members playing with the later Jerry Garcia, or even Karen Carpenter, who could once again sing with her brother.

Eddie Micone, executive vice president of entertainment for Radio City Productions, said his staff is discussing putting together a Dean Martin show using the virtual concept. He envisions the show playing in Las Vegas and Atlantic City because, he says, "Dino belongs in Vegas forever."

The 10-date, two-week trial outing of "Elvis -- The Concert" generated more than $1 million. The show consisted of two hours' worth of film footage of the King crooning while his original band members accompanied him live on stage.

I guess that isn't much worse than a Long Beach Dub All Stars Gig...at least you get a video...

More from the Grave: re-producing Tupac

New in the can from Daz Dillinger of Tha Dogg Pound are two new Tupac Shakur albums he's producing, titled "One Nation" and "Makaveli & Dillinger", which are both in the mixing stages right now.Tha Dogg Pound's album is tentatively titled West Coast Aftershock, and is expected to be released in the spring of 1999 on the troubled Death Row label.

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a Big Star tribute album, 'Big Star Small World', was released on May 17 on Ignition Records.

The album will includes Teenage Fanclub's version of 'Jesus Christ', as well as Wilco ('Thirteen'), Matthew Sweet with Mike Mills and Jody Stephens ('The Ballad Of El Goodo'), Juliana Hatfield ('Don't Lie To Me'), The Afghan Whigs ('Nighttime') and The Gin Blossoms ('Back Of A Car').

Hutchence "Suicide" Questioned

Paula Yates, widow of INXS singer Michael Hutchence, announced that she will attempt to legally overturn an Australian coroner's ruling that declared her husband's death a suicide, according to the Associated Press. Yates, a british TV star and ex-wife of Bob Geldof said that, based on her personal knowledge of the singer, she could not believe Hutchence took his own life.

Hutchence was due to perform on Australian T.V the day of his death and was late for rehearsal when his body was discovered in a Sydney Hotel by the maid. He was reportedly drinking and using prozac and seemed depressed to his father at dinner. Yates and Hutchence had a stormy relationship that spawned a surviving daughter.

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