Revved & Ready...D V 8 R Z O N E spotted raking hits !
San Francisco, Ca- Over two thousand visitors
and several dozen satisfied paying customers have scoured the DV8R Zone since it's primitive
inception during the fall of 1997.
Our latest edition is the Rock and Roll Graveyard, of which you are entering now. You will find treasures of
many sorts within it's haunted borders and amazing memorabilia of all sorts. even if you are not looking to purchase anything, take advantage of our concentrated link repository down below... Like any decent slut our average visitor barely lasts 10 minutes,
before they are spattered across the net. Most have left
without saying hello, or goodbye...but did take
advantage of our deep links
While it is true that the links intercept and
distract the visitors, including many who've
disappeared within seconds of arriving, The DV8R
is pleased. Plans are underway to expand upon
this service and provide an even better launch
pad. Rumors include adding even more links in a
searchable database, with dare we say "portal
like features", but when pressed for
specifics, DV8R declined to comment.
Dr. Eagle Sperm Cannon, a self described expert
on everything from New Jersey dismissed the
content of Da DV8R Zone (DDZ), and said,"
The lame commercial crap in these pages suggest
that the DV8R is powered by non-cyclic popular
culture barometers and not his freakin' brain."
Next thing you know there will be Grateful dead
shit in there".
The esteemed and frustrated Dr.Sperm Cannon was
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