R U Revved & Ready...check out the
D V 8 R Z O N E ! !
San Francisco, Ca- You are now one of over two thousand visitors
that have scoured the DV8R Zone since it's primitive
inception during the fall of 1997.
Our latest edition is the Rock and Roll Graveyard, of which you are entering now. You will find treasures of
many sorts within it's haunted borders and amazing memorabilia of all sorts. The bike you can see above is actually being offered for sale exclusively through this website. It's easily worth more than the $20,000 we're asking...but maybe that's a little out of your league today. Have No Fear, there is a little something for everyone...How about a rare CD or LP?. Below we are offering a rare Grateful Dead poster proof sheet. Even if you are not looking to purchase anything, take advantage of our concentrated rock and roll link repository down below...
Once we have ya in our tight clutches, the average DV8R ZONE penetrator barely lasts 10 minutes,
before they are spattered across the net. Most have left
without saying hello, or goodbye...but did take
advantage of our deep links...
While it is true that the links intercept and
distract the visitors, including many who've
disappeared within seconds of arriving, That's what they're for.
Plans are underway in 1999 to expand upon
this service and provide an even better launch
pad. Rumors include adding even more links in a
searchable database, with dare we say "portal
like features", but when pressed for
specifics, DV8R declined to comment.
Dr. Eagle Sperm Cannon, a self described expert
on everything from New Jersey dismissed the
content of Da DV8R Zone (DDZ), and said,"
The commercial crap in these pages suggest
that the DV8R is powered by cyclic popular
culture barometers and not his freakin' brain.
Next thing you know there will be Grateful Dead
shit in there".
The esteemed, frustrated and couch surfing Dr.Sperm Cannon was
indeed correct about the Dead.
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